Suddenly, it dawned on me, after decades of minimalist fashion and frugal living. I've been saving myself for something really, really wonderful. After all, isn't the key to fabulous minimalism having a few "wow" pieces to contrast with the steady background of neutral basics? My morning Google break brought me to The Purse Blog, and I immediately got a Chris Matthews-esque tingle up my leg. Picture this bag with jeans and a black turtleneck. Or jeans and a white turtleneck. Of course, my frugality alarm went off at the price tag: $14,500! But then I realized I had probably saved that much on clothing in my lifetime, and the Proenza Schouler PS1 Crocodile Satchel was the reason. So I did it; it's on its way as I type these words: april fool.